The Great Honey Heist: A Bee’s Rant
The Great Honey Heist: A Bee’s Rant I don’t know what humans’ problem is. One minute, they’re planting flowers (good job,…
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The Roommate Agreement
The Roommate Agreement Listen, I don’t understand humans. One moment, they’re perfectly calm, walking around their giant nests, drinking their weird…
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The Way of the Rooster: A Warrior’s Duty
The Way of the Rooster: A Warrior’s Duty I am no mere farm bird. I am a warrior. A protector. A…
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The Great Toilet Paper Caper: A Cat’s Tale
The Great Toilet Paper Caper: A Cat’s Tale I am Sir Fluffington, esteemed ruler of this domain. My humans foolishly believe…
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The Art of Chaos: A Cat’s Guide to Human Entertainment
The Art of Chaos: A Cat’s Guide to Human Entertainment I am Whiskers, supreme ruler of this household, and today, I…
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The Human Mating Ritual: A Horror Story
The Human Mating Ritual: A Horror Story I have seen my human do many baffling things—cry over spilled coffee, talk to…
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The Porcelain Throne Mystery
The Porcelain Throne Mystery I have seen my human do many strange things—willingly leaving the warm house for “work,” covering their…
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The Human Kitten Conspiracy
The Human Kitten Conspiracy I have observed many strange behaviors from my human, but none are more baffling than their decision…
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The Mouth Stick Madness
The Mouth-Stick Madness I’ve seen my human do many bizarre things—covering their feet in fabric prisons, screaming at the glowing rectangle…
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The Forbidden Snack
The Forbidden Snack I have long suspected that my human is unwell. He insists on wearing clothes despite having perfectly good…
