The Great Toilet Paper Caper: A Cat’s Tale I am Sir Fluffington, esteemed ruler of this domain. My humans foolishly believe…

The Art of Chaos: A Cat’s Guide to Human Entertainment I am Whiskers, supreme ruler of this household, and today, I…

The Human Mating Ritual: A Horror Story I have seen my human do many baffling things—cry over spilled coffee, talk to…

The Porcelain Throne Mystery I have seen my human do many strange things—willingly leaving the warm house for “work,” covering their…

The Human Kitten Conspiracy I have observed many strange behaviors from my human, but none are more baffling than their decision…

The Mouth-Stick Madness I’ve seen my human do many bizarre things—covering their feet in fabric prisons, screaming at the glowing rectangle…

The Forbidden Snack I have long suspected that my human is unwell. He insists on wearing clothes despite having perfectly good…

Dogs: A Human’s Worst Decision I have long suspected that humans are not very bright. After all, they willingly leave the…

The Great Litter Heist I have lived with the humans for many moons, and in that time, I have observed their…

The Human Has Been Taken I always knew something was off about my human. He’s a decent enough servant—he refills my…